Thank fuck that’s over: an ode to Christmas

if you were to do a recce of my calorie intake over the last 8 days I'd qualify for World's Biggest Loser and give Rik Waller a run for his money.


Gah, I’m the size of a whale!

Ho.Ho.Ho. Yeah, it's all fun, giggles and hiccups until you wake up the day after Boxing Day & even your comfiest pyjamas don't fit. Are you also getting that thing, where you feel like you can feel your belly flop a bit when you sit down? Yeah I'm fit, and what?! It's fair to say I … Continue reading Gah, I’m the size of a whale!