Does my Myspace really reflect me as a person? I'm honestly not sure.
I know, I know. If I had my way, we'd all be living in the 1940's and meeting boys at dances. Having them throw stones at our windows and not chatting up birds on Tinder when we went to the loo. I know I'm pretty much the worst person when it comes to trying to … Continue reading What happened to woo-ing?
Excuse me whilst I just go and save up for a wood burner
STEP AWAY FROM THE SCALES
Chill. DaFuq. Out.
So this is a little blog of thanks
Wine & Deli. I repeat. WINE & DELI.
I know right, you might be reading this as a fellow single girl and thinking ‘hell, bitch be crazy, she’s never gonna get laid again’. And to be honest with you, in my hazy hungover state, I had all of the never-gonna-get-laid-ever-again-anxiety. It seems to be the only gateway into anything remotely romantic/attention giving in … Continue reading I drunkenly deleted Tinder – and guess what, the world didn’t explode.
Hold your hands up. Who travels to and from work via Southern Rail? Oh hey! Now hands up - who's come hella close to commiting near murder at least 75 times since Christmas. Holler! So let us unite and appreciate the trials and tribulations of being a Southern Rail customer. Here they are. The emotional … Continue reading The dramatic & emotional stages of being a Southern Rail customer
This photo was in a bunch we found when we cleared out my Nan's house recently. It's from my grandparents wedding day. And when I saw, it I cried. Not like dirty blubbing just a little damp eye and a lump in the throat. They would have been married 70 years next year. Which is … Continue reading True Love