A reflection, some improvements and a little shout out #teamguard Happy New Year.
Why you bragging about living in Clapham?
Drinking far too much 'Tequila Sunrise' to function so crying the rest of the night away on a beach next to two people shagging on a sun lounger #holidayromance.
If you make the self-checkout more painful then it already is, then you're on the arsehole list.
Does my Myspace really reflect me as a person? I'm honestly not sure.
Wine & Deli. I repeat. WINE & DELI.
Fancy a bitta dinner, babe?