If you make the self-checkout more painful then it already is, then you're on the arsehole list.
Wine & Deli. I repeat. WINE & DELI.
Fancy a bitta dinner, babe?
Like, steer clear of Adele on a car journey for Pete's sake.
What a shock, it's a week before my birthday and along comes another blog referencing how old I feel. Tradition right? Well as I turn twenty-bloody-seven next week I thought it appropriate to hark back to yesteryear and all the painful things that us twenty something's used to have to suffer as kids, that the … Continue reading The painful things kids today will never understand
Ever get them moments, when you catch yourself in the mirror and think 'my lord, I'm turning into my mother'? I've had about seven this week. Maybe it's a getting older thing, maybe it's a genetic thing, either way it's bloody scary. Here's my Mum. The delightful Sue Irwin. She's a treat. A tyrant, lippy … Continue reading I’m turning into my mother